I know how to get a job, alright!
Exhibit A: Bribery will get you everywhere
My then-future boss put me up at the Doubletree Hotel in downtown Cleveland because they give warm cookies to guests and he liked those cookies. Armed with that information, I asked the desk clerk if she could hook me up with an extra cookie, you know, for insurance purposes. An entire bag of them floated my way. I was hired.
Exhibit B: When in doubt, leave something behind
In mid-2002, I was eager take the Mid-South by storm.